normalisntmyforte:

underwon:

my brain has too many tabs open

Most accurate thing ever

(Source: winterfingers, via welcometopandora)

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

(via asian)

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime, via trust)

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(via pizza)